You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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