sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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