You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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