The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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