So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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