Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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