we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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