does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
How's work?
Spinning.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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