Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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