trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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