Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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