Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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