I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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