Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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