Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We had to coat check the pizza.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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