I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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