belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
FUCK WHALES
You did what with his pubic hair?
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