Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
