Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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