I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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