I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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