This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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