Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
well you can't waste a boner
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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