smell my finger.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We have so much sex to catch up on
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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