Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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