I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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