Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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