In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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