so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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