I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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