Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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