You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
In other news, I just burned my penis
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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