Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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