"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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