i was rollin on her like bob the builder
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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