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Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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