Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
