Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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