I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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