But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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