areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Gay?
German.
Pity.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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