Ambien. No doubt about it.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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