Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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