i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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