I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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