You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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