I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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