Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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