And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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