Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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