How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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