I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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