How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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