Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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