If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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